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Hello, everyone. I'm Ria Hanasaki aka "The Problem Girl of the Gravia World."
You're calling me by my own name, little name.
- What? - "The Problem Girl of the Gravia World."
I've been doing it for 6 years.
- Oh, you've been doing it for a long time. - Yes, I have.
- Oh, I see. - Yes.
- I don't think you've just started. - No, no, no.
- I'm Masaka. - Yes.
You look really green. Are you okay?
- You've been calling me "grandpa" for a while now. - You're like a grandpa.
- Don't call me "grandpa"! - No, I'm not.
- You're a grandpa, aren't you? - I'm cute, aren't I?
- You're really cute. - Oh, I'm glad you like it.
- What's that? - Mahjong.
Mahjong? In this room?
- You like it quite a bit, don't you? - I want to play it with you all.
It's a 6LDK, you know.
- Oh, you do? - Yes.
- Can we explore the room first? - No, no, seriously, don't.
- I'm really curious about this room. - Over there is the bed.
- There's a bed over there. - Let's explore it first.
Oh!
You've made it look like a girl's room.
- Can we go in? - Not at all.
Huh?
What is it?
You have two pillows, which means...
- It's normal for you to have two pillows. - I'm sure you don't know.
- Huh? Why? - First of all...
It's normal for you to have two pillows in a bed of this size.
Wait, if I use this bed, will you give me two pillows?
Is it okay? I can't say anything.
- He's definitely looking for something. - Do you have a boyfriend?
- I don't have a boyfriend. - Oh, you don't?
- I want one now. Can you give me one? - I'm sure you don't.
Seriously! I want you to see the essence of our relationship.
- Do you really want a boyfriend? - I do.
Do you want to marry someone?
- Can you marry me? - No, I don't want to marry you.
- But he did. - You want to marry me?
- How old are you now? - I'm 26 years old.
- It's a one-sided love, isn't it? - Yes.
It's black and white. If you like me, you'll say you like me.
If you like me, you'll say you like me the most. What do you think?
No, you have to say you like me first.
- Oh, you have to say you like me first? - That's right.
- I see. - Isn't it a waste of space in the kitchen?
- Are you going to cook? - I thought I couldn't get married if I didn't cook.
I moved into a large house, but I haven't cooked at all.
- You're dirty. - Really.
- I'll never clean up. - No, no, no.
- I can't show you this. - I'll show you.
- It's very oily. - This is...
- I cook sometimes, so I leave traces. - Don't point fingers at me! I'm embarrassed. What should I do?
- If you don't show me all of it, I'll cut it off. - You'll cut it off and expose me? That's too scary.
- Can I look in the fridge? - Not at all. - I wonder how much you cook.
- I'm not lying. - Look, there's an egg in it. - I'm not using a single one.
- There's a lot of jelly in there. Are you on a diet? - I've never been on a diet. - It's hard for you to gain weight? - Yes.
- This area. I'm sure you cleaned it up before we started filming. - No, I didn't! - Do you usually do this? - No, I didn't.
- No, it's not over yet. - I'm embarrassed. - I want to see your bedroom. - There's nothing in there. - Can you show me your drawer?
- Do you have a drawer in your bedroom? - I don't have a drawer in my bedroom. - You don't have a drawer in your bedroom? - I don't have a door in my bedroom.
- You don't have a drawer under your bed? - No, I don't have anything in my bedroom. - I see.
- You put on makeup here? - Yes, I did. - Can I see your drawer? - Not at all. Wait a minute.
- I like makeup. - What about your shoes? - I like documents.
- I see. I'm sure the TV is over here. - There's a TV in the living room, too. - Can you sit here? - I'll lie down and put on my eye mask. - Next to you?
- Like this. - You have a girlish gap. - Yes, everyone has a gap. - I thought you had a more manly room. - Like a monochrome room? - Yes.
- Which one do you like, Mikuru-kun? A room with a gap and a link or... - I'm asking you which one you like. - I don't have much experience in a girl's house.
- I haven't been there for a long time. Maybe once or twice in 10 years.
- I don't know. - Then, if you have someone you like and you enter their house, what kind of house do you like?
- I might not like a girl's house. I like my house. - I'm sorry.
- We're not dating. Thank you. - My house is definitely spacious and comfortable.
- You're right. - Grandpa? - Grandpa? I told you I'm a butch!
- But, I don't know... I like pink. - You like it when it's shaking?
- Shaking? - Like a girl?
- It doesn't look like a butch's house. - It's not a butch's house.
- It looks different. - I got this from my mom.
- I've been growing marine plants for about a year and a half. - Really? That's amazing.
- When you leave marine plants alone, you feel mentally stable and calm. - Not at all.
- That's terrible! - I always believe in it.
- I don't want to lose myself. I have my own reasons for doing what I do.
- I hope you understood what I said in the video. - I understood it, but I don't know if the world understands it or not.
- Do you have anything you want to do with your influence? - I can't say it now, but...
- Of course, I do have something I want to do. I don't want to go crazy.
- I'm always thinking about it. - I see.
- One day, your influence will rise, right? - Yes, it will.
- I hope you'll look forward to it all year long. I'm glad I gave you a chance!
- That's amazing. - I know, right?
- Anyway, we're going to play against a 15cm tall woman.
- We just decided to play against each other on the phone, right? - Yes, we did.
- I lost my girlfriend's number, but I think it'll be fun. I want to watch it, too!
- It's our first time playing against each other. - Yes, it is.
- She's really good at saying things, but I think she can do anything with her willpower.
- I don't want to lose to a cheating woman, and I don't think I'll lose. Please look forward to it.
- But you look like you can win.
- But you don't look like you're losing.
It's like a phantom, like pressure.
After all, in a fighting game match,
How convincing it is in the climax.
Like a good mouth.
You look like you're out of breath.
By the way, is MMA okay?
MMA is fine, but it's only one minute.
If you can't hit me with a hug, it'll be a boring fight.
Isn't it okay to hit me?
I feel like I can hit you even if you're on your feet.
I want you to hit me.
You know how to hit me, don't you?
She's about one and a half inches tall.
Have you ever seen Kyoji Horiguchi?
No, I haven't.
Nasukawa Tenshin is about this tall.
Oh, I see.
Even if you're short, there are a lot of strong people.
Like Yamamoto Kid.
If you study how such people fight...
Watch the video and study it.
It's not Mikuru's recommended personal gym, but please introduce it.
It's not a personal gym.
What was it again?
Martial arts.
What was martial arts again?
It's not weight training.
Tell me about it.
I'll pay you, so I want to go there normally.
Of course.
Yes, I'm sorry.
But if you look for it on Twitter yourself, men will come, right?
It's scary.
It's dangerous.
There may be people who say, "I can do it."
It's scary.
I want to win the match, so please tell me.
Breaking man will come.
Breaking man, right?
Or Knock-on.
Knock-on.
Wait a minute.
That's definitely bad.
I just saw it.
Stop it.
It's okay.
I think it's good if someone asks you.
It's hard for me to talk to you.
Thank you very much.
Mikuru-kun.
I took a video today.
It's a video of me talking about my true feelings.
I said what I thought and said for the first time.
Please watch it.
Mikuru-kun, thank you.
Thank you very much.
Yes.
I'll kiss you.
Old man.
I'm an old man.
You can see me, can't you?
I can see you.
Okay, stand up and touch me.
See, you avoided it.
I'm eating now.
You're not overdoing it today, are you?
I don't want to say it myself, but I bought it at home when I was 17 years old, and my mother said that she couldn't buy it anymore at her in-laws' house, and my sister couldn't buy it because of her studies, and when it was time to make use of it, I took her to Tokyo to buy it.
You're a very good person, aren't you?
Mikuru-kun, do you like me?
Just a little.
Just a little?
Yes.
I think we can get married.
I think you bought it when you were about a year old, so you're 15 years old, aren't you?
Influencers buy young ones because they want to stand out, but I don't want to do that.
That's a very magical thing.
Your teeth...
Well, it's cute.
What's wrong with your teeth?
No, I haven't seen my teeth come off.
Really?
They're dirty.
They're cute.
Yes, your face is cute, but your blood is bad.
Oh, really?
Your teeth are bad.
I'm telling you not to cry.
Oh, your teeth are back on.
Thank you very much.